June22014

New account

Follow my new account, my-awkwards-life.

I’ll actually post on that one!

May302014

I just went to a Chinese restaurant with my friend and I had some food leftover, so naturally, I asked for a box. Well, the waitress didn’t understand English really well, so she took both of our my friend’s empty plate, and my half full plate.

I started getting worried, what if she didn’t understand me? I was almost crying when she came back with my food all boxed up a few minutes later.

I have a problem.

February252014
January292014

One time, my family and I were cutting up trees, and then we had to move these heavy ass pieces of wood across our yard while it was 98 degrees fahrenheit outside. So I was like, “Ya know what would be funny? If the chainsaw just internally exploded.” And I shit you not, the chainsaw stopped working ten minutes later. I have super powers you guys. I can break chainsaws with my mind. Look out world

December272013

lanternsonlakes:

anyone who sleeps with their door open is asking for demons

or anyone who doesn’t pull the covers over their feet

(via sorelatable)

December232013

(Source: shescyrus, via laugh-addict)

6AM
thatfunnyblog:

“TONIGHT WE DINE LIKE KINGS”
Funny Stuff you like? 

thatfunnyblog:

“TONIGHT WE DINE LIKE KINGS”

Funny Stuff you like? 

6AM
December172013

thatfunnyblog:

 

Best response to the “are you on your period?” question goes to Leonardo DiCaprio

and still no Oscar

Uncalled for

(Source: mgustave)

2PM
"Wow, there’s not a lot of womb in here"

"Wow, there’s not a lot of womb in here"

2PM
Ah, yes. Finally a category that suits my needs

Ah, yes. Finally a category that suits my needs

(Source: dangergays, via laugh-addict)

2PM

best-of-funny:

claydols:

hello 911? somebody reblogged my post on tumblr.com and said “i cant breathe”. i think i killed someone. i would like to turn myself in

X

I can’t breathe

(Source: canadad)

December82013
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