Follow my new account, my-awkwards-life.
I’ll actually post on that one!
I just went to a Chinese restaurant with my friend and I had some food leftover, so naturally, I asked for a box. Well, the waitress didn’t understand English really well, so she took both of our my friend’s empty plate, and my half full plate.
I started getting worried, what if she didn’t understand me? I was almost crying when she came back with my food all boxed up a few minutes later.
I have a problem.
One time, my family and I were cutting up trees, and then we had to move these heavy ass pieces of wood across our yard while it was 98 degrees fahrenheit outside. So I was like, “Ya know what would be funny? If the chainsaw just internally exploded.” And I shit you not, the chainsaw stopped working ten minutes later. I have super powers you guys. I can break chainsaws with my mind. Look out world